Monday, May 24, 2010

Lets Wave!

Anyone have try Google Wave? well it is quite cool stuff! go to wave.google.com

With wave you can share many things such as maps,whiteboard and many more applications.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Gurau-gurau petang Rabu

Jangan solat laju-laju. kang kena speed trap,mana mau bayar saman?kat balai pulis boleh ker?ker nak bayar kat bandaran?hehehehe.

Samsudin btol lah sape yang bagi arahan.

ari ni main bola macam nak pegi kenduri doa selamat. ramai gilerrrr. kalo masa ni tolong kacau dodol..sure cool. kalau!

sape rasa ensem, sila minum air 'i miss u' kat Murni USJ!

sape rasa 'handalan' di pelawa untuk breakfast pada pukul 855 di Uncle Joe. Pastikan pakai topeng dan wig agar anda tidak dikenali. muakkekekkekek!

gurau-gurau jer jangan marah. kalo marah badan cepat naik!

Shit happen

Shit happen!

Monday, May 17, 2010

17 Popular Quotes about Chocolate

1. "Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!" - Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences

2. "Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar in four pieces with your bare hands--and then just eating one piece" - Judith Viorst

3. "Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants." - Oleg Kiselev

4. "It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man." - Miranda Ingram

5. "Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump

6. "The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain." - Thomas Jefferson

7. "Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate." - Sandra Boynton

8. "If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room for dinner." - Brillat-Savarin

9. "It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work." - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

10. "If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?" - Marquise de Sévigné

11. "Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits." - Baron Justus von Liebig

12. "Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies." - John Q. Tullius

13. "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists." - Leslie Moak Murray

14. "Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!" - Author Unknown

15. "There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles." - Author Unknown

16. "My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex." - Alicia Silverstone

17. "After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate." - Mel Gibson in What Women Want.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Bisnes Tokek






Tokek adalah nama umum untuk menyebut cecak besar. Ada beberapa jenis tokek, namun istilah tokek biasanya merujuk kepada jenis tokek rumah berikut.

Tokek rumah adalah sejenis reptilia yang masuk ke dalam golongan cicak besar, suku Gekkonidae. Tokek rumah memiliki nama ilmiah Gekko gecko (Linnaeus, 1758). Dalam bahasa lain hewan ini disebut sebagai téko atau tekék (bahasa Jawa), tokék (bahasa Sunda), dan tokay gecko atau tucktoo (bahasa Inggeris) atau pun cicok kubin dalam bahasa Kelantan..muakekkekek.

Semua dok sibuk nak tangkap tokek neh. kat umah aku ada banyak cicak. agak2 kalau dijual dapat bape sen doe? tapi cicak zaman skarang sangat misteri. tengah2 malam bleh plak merayau atas lantai. bikin suspen jek. mula2, ingatkan lipas...skali daaa cicak...

Saturday, May 8, 2010

what a season


Congratulation Chelsea for stopping Manc from winning their 19th title. Maybe another season..hehehe. But this season was a forgettable season for Liverpudlians. Finish at 7th. The season to wake up from a comfortable zone. The season to teach how to buy a good player. the season to not trust American. I'm very sure Gerrard & Torres will going nowhere. Well done to Spurs! they are really great from goal keeper to their striker were really amazing with team work.

But last nite match between Chelsea and Wigan really amazing. 8-0. what a record?