Wednesday, April 29, 2009

lurus, bendul dan saiko

Manusia ni memang pelik. Pada sudut muka yang lurus bendul dan baik akan tetap ada sifat yangkurang baik. Dengki dan jahat serta saiko. kadang-kadang yang bermuka jahat itu lebih baik dari yg bermuka lurus bendul. Mungkin masa form 3 dulu diorang ni tido masa cikgu mengajar Pendidikan Islam. kah kah kah. sebab tuu..prangai dah bengkang bengkook. bila mau insaf? ke kebal dunia dan akhirat??

Mungkin dengki tu tak termasuk dalam benda-benda yang tak patut ada dalam kamus hidup anda-anda kots. kan kan..

Oleh itu jom lah kita bersikap poyo supaya disenangi ramai. kah kah kah.

Kalau dalam bisnes kedai runcit...yang tukang kira cili api dan tukang jaga mesin duit tu yang paling penting..dan semestinya Mat Jaga yang jaga pintu kedai itu tidak penting. Jadi janganlah Mat Jaga ini bersikap lebey-lebey...

Friday, April 24, 2009

untung dan rugi

Kat dunia ni ada dua golongan yang rugi:

  • orang yang bangun lambat
  • orang yg tak tengok final Piala FA
Barangsiapa tak tengok bola final malam esok, maka amat lah rugi! btol ni tak tipu!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Minum lah , minum lah

Many health experts will agree that drinking more water will help give you more energy. Here are my personal tricks on drinking more water.

* Make it a Morning Ritual. I once read in a magazine article that many of us wake up dehydrated, and the first thing you should do before you do anything else is drink two glasses of water. I've now made it a regular morning habit, and it inspires the momentum to continue drinking more for the rest of the day.

* Add Some Lemon. Back in the early stages when I couldn't stand drinking water, I squeezed lemon juice into my water. At restaurants, I would ask the servers to provide lemon slices with my water--which makes me sound snobby, but most restaurants are willing and expected to provide this service.

* Keep it In the Clear. When your urine is clear, you are properly hydrated. When your urine is a dark yellow, you are definitely dehydrated.

* Think of How Pretty You'll Look. I don't know how direct the correlation is between having healthy, glowing skin and drinking a lot of water, but I'm not taking any chances. Whatever psychological trick keeps me hydrated!

* Do It Like It's Hot. If you're in the mood for a hot drink, drink heated water. Sometimes we just want the psychological pleasure that comes with having a hot mug cupped in our hands than the actual drink itself. Plus, coffee and tea contain caffeine, which is a diuretic and elevates the rate of water being expelled from your body via urination.

* Drink When You Have a Munchie Attack. Sometimes our hunger is thirst masquerading as fake hunger. Drinking a cup or two of water will make you feel "full."

*Take Baby Steps. Don't expect to go from zero glasses of water to the full 8 glasses overnight. Start with one glass of water in the morning and one glass of water at night, and build your way up from there.

* Cheap cheap. Water at restaurants are FREE!

* Always have a full glass of water near you when you are working. It will give you something to mindlessly sip on when you are brainstorming or need something to do with your hands.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Menarik sungguh tazkirah ari neh

Sekali Belayar, Dua Pulau Berlalu...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Wow

Wow. sangat kagum aku dengan member aku neh. al-kisah nye aku g solat maghrib, then tnampak sorang mamat yg agak-agak cam aku gak. "cmana hang ada kat sini?"."aku boring dok umah, aku datang lepak sini.tadi aku dah lepak dengan Bak"."tadi Bak citer pasal 7 lelaki misteri kat area sini". seingat aku...aku yg start buat citer tu. siap ada orang ingat lagikkk. tapi 7 orang tu memang misteri. serius. ada sorang neh...dressing wak jawa...taip kali aku lalu situ...die ada...ada sorang ni...budak lagik..baju butang smpat atas..jalan bawak payung..pusing-pusing pekan...yang sorg ni..cina tak btol..ksian gak aku kat die..sbb orang ckp die biol sbb bisnes bangkrap...yang rare sbb die pakai jeans levis silvertab+pakai spender Polo...serius aku tak tipu.tapi aku kagum dengan member aku ni bukan apa, dressing style dulu2 gak. pakai slipar jepun..baju lusuh..jean seasoned...tapi bwk kete Sport. fuh! pastu die cakap, "hang masih confuse macam dulu lagi ker". ceh. nasib baik die tak bukak cerita lama...kalo tak...huru hara beb.

Rupenye ada gak member aku yg kalo rasa bosan...pegi minum kat Garing. kah kah kah. itu kdai memang banyak cerita. sambil makan roti canai..tiba-tiba gagak berak direct masuk dalam teh tarik. ceh. hampeh btol. patut laa MPSJ suka tembak gagak. buat hal rupenye.kejam tu mmg kejam..tapi kalo dah berak masuk dlm teh tarik..itu kurang ajar tuuu.

Aku rasa...aku panik hari ni. pastu tiba-tiba ok...hahhaha..bengong!

Pagi tadi lagi rare, aku record suara aku sambil pasang lagu Dan Sebenarnya. kah kah kah. memang bukan stakat pitching je yg lari....tapi....layan gak beb!

Enable Telnet on Windows Vista

By default, Vista installs without telnet available. I know, I know, you should be using SSH for everything now, but sometimes you just need good old telnet. Here is how to enable telnet in Vista:

1. Open ‘Control Panel’

2. Select ‘Programs and Features’

3. In the left column, select ‘Turn Windows features on or off’ (get ready for the annoying UAC prompt)

4. Check the box next to telnet (and any other obscure services you may want enabled), and wait while Vista thinks for a while.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Sungai Bil





























Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Terrorist atau?

" I'll shoot with shutter, not trigger"

lomorize a life















lomo lah hidup anda!

Part Time















Hidup kita hanya part-time. kan kan? malam tadi stay back lagikk kat ompes. tapi syok gak sbb da lama tak stay back. tibe-tibe rasa ngantuk. terus jer baring kat lantai. amik beg laptop sape ntah, buat bantal. tiba-tiba...huh...tjaga...pastu konfuse...kat mana aku ni sbnanya...tak pnah aku tengok keadaaan skeliling camneh. loh..aku kat ground floor rupenye...pastu siap ada teman 'selantai' plak tu. di-iringi alunan muzik dungkurrrr..tapi tetap tertidur lagik...sdar2 dah nak kol 7. sumer da balik...siap teman selantai aku pun da nak balik...ceh! tak loving langsung..kah kah kah... aku bukan gay..aku normal. aku bukan George Micheal.help help! sib baik tjaga. kalo tak mau aku bangun kol 10 pagi. ok, nampaknya sumer dah setel...mlm ni sure tak bley tdo awal gak sbb aku mau layan CSI. minggu ni rugiii...miss HOUSE n Desperate Housewife.

Dan 2 hari aku pnyer kapla tak boley berfikir dengan jelas. mungkin aku ngntuk sangat kot. rasa cam nak balik awal..tapi...rugi neh kalo tak main ping pong sungguh2 ptg neh..kan kan?