Thursday, February 26, 2009

Halau Lipas Dalam Kereta

Halau Lipas Dalam Kereta

Lipas ni kalau sembur dengan Ridsect ke Bygoan ker..Polo Sport ker, die lari kejap je..pastu datang balik. tapi yang paling konfius, cmana lipas tu boleh masuk dalam kete? tak kire ler kete tu tahap ultra bersih ke ape ke..kalo ada cara nak masuk...lipas tu tetap masuk..kan kan? dah banyak kali aku halau lipas-lipas tu...tapi..esok nye...ade balik. saspen btol. aku jumpa petua ntah sape ntah bagi untuk halau lipas:

1. letak daun pandan yang dicincang tak berapa halus. cara ni lipas tak mati cuma lari keluar dari kereta. daun pandan jugak buleh bagi hilang bau durian, air ikan dari pasar atau bau pelik2 dalam kereta.

2. letak "combat" (ada jual di kedai) untuk bunuh lipas. tapi selepas 2-3 hari kena la vakum pulak sebab nak ambik lipas keluar dari kereta. masalah kalau lipas tu mati di bawah floor mat. susah nak ambik keluar.

p/s:actually, last two nite..aku turun bawah..tengok kete..then aku konfius..apsal lipas dah takde...heran...memang tahyul lipas ni dah takde...takkan dah blah kot..? then aku perasan..ari tu aku ada jumpe anak cicak dalam kete....hahhaa...patut ler lipas tu blah..takut dengan cicak rupenye..hahhaa...pastu dengan cicak tu skali aku halau...hahhaha...suke suki je nak tdo dalam kete aku..cis!


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42 by Coldplay

Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living my head
And since I fell for that spell
I am living there as well
Oh...

Time is so short and I'm sure
There must be something more

Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living my head oh…
And since I fell for that spell
I am living there as well oh…

Time is so short and I'm sure
There must be something more

You thought you might be a ghost
You thought you might be a ghost
You didn't get to heaven but you made it close
You didn't get to heaven but you made it close

You thought you might be a ghost
You thought you might be a ghost
You didn't get to heaven but you made it close
You didn't get to heaven but you oh oh
Oh oh…

Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living my head
Oh...

this song featured in CSI Vegas Season 9 Episode 2 at the beginning of the episode when the beautiful woman jump from 20th floor to the ground and fell on a moving bus. it make everyone shocked. the music is really awesome..sad..touching...Coldplay is coming to Singapore this 23 March. when will u guys can come to KL?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Bothers & Sisters

Sesekali layan lagu PADI...wow...sore nya amat cool!

Sesekali layan citer Brothers & Sisters, sangat touching sbb family diorg sangat close to each other. huh, mggu depan kena tengok lagi.

Album Pork & Beans boley tahan...tapi Pinkerton lagi syoks!

Terasa seperti pondan(aww malu) sbb aku layan citer Spa Q. kah kah kah. aku memang addicted to citer yg start dari kol 6-8.

Malam ini ada CSI Vegas season baru kol 10 malam waktu Sekinchan. jangan lupe layan!

Discover the Power of Positive Thinking

I am a glass-is-half-full kind of person. I don't let the rain spoil my long runs, nor do I let bad news send me to bed sulking. I used to think it was just my personality, but now I know that perhaps it's my self-protective nature, too.

Turns out, people with positive emotions are 34 percent less likely to become ill when exposed to a virus and report fewer symptoms when they do succumb, research published in Psychosomatic Medicine notes. Feeling happy releases hormones and proteins that bolster the body's immune reaction to infection.

Being optimistic can also help you save money, according to a study from Duke University in Durham, North Carolina. The reason: Debbie downers assume they can't control the future, so why stash cash?

I know adopting a cheerful frame of mind doesn't always come easily, and I'm not suggesting you adopt a perennially Pollyanna perspective. But considering the plus side of things will keep you happier and healthier. Try these sunny-side-up strategies:

Be proactive: Rather than blame yourself for a problem or feel pity, do something about it. Burned the lasagna? Toss it and order sushi, and tell yourself it's healthier anyway.

See the light: Suffered a setback at work? Ask yourself what you learned from the experience and what new opportunities may arise because of it. Then see this forced freedom as a chance to reinvent yourself.

Start a journal: Jotting down things you're grateful for can help you feel happier about your life. Do it right before bed each night so you go to sleep with a smile on your face.

Leap over tripwires: If you face an obstacle, remind yourself that it's simply a difficult moment that you can, and will, overcome. Remember you will learn from your mistakes. A study from the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville suggests that when you think specifically about a recent flub and how it made you feel, you're likely to do a better job the next time.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Deuter using YKK?

Yes! Deuter using YKK for their backpack. i already gooogle about it and most of website told that they are using YKK. but how to diffrentiate between the fake and the genuine??? i am considering to buy a new Deuter laptop backpack...hmmm. but,..hehhee..dunno lah...beli atau tidak??? next month je lah..

Monday, February 23, 2009

How To Get Happy Feet

WHICH bit of their anatomy are men most terrified of having to show the GP? Apart from the obvious, that is?

Answer: Their feet. Whenever I see a bloke complaining of ingrowing toenails, or verrucas, or athlete’s foot, it’s always the same.

As they whip off their Bart Simpson socks, they blush and say, “Sorry they honk a bit, doc.”

No wonder my postbag’s full of letters from women begging me to cure their partner’s smelly feet.

So if your plates whiff like they need to go in the dishwasher, what can you do? Read on.

One of the main causes of smelly feet is sweat. Our feet produce gallons of the stuff. It’s there to lubricate our soles. So it might stop your feet cracking up. But it won’t stop your partner doing the same.

The sweat encourages germs to grow – and germs plus sweat equal a relationship-threatening pong.

Our footwear doesn’t help much, either. It stops the sweat evaporating.

So, at the end of the day, you’re left with a soggy, germ-infested mess. No wonder people faint when you take off your shoes.

Step one is to take a long, hard look at your shoes and socks. A peg on the nose might help.

You need shoes that let your feet breathe – leather is best. And don’t rely on one trusted pair.

Trainers? Be careful – you might as well wear plastic bags on your feet. Get rid of your oldest pair before they run out of the house on their own.

Washable insoles are a good idea too – use a different pair each day.

What about your socks? Ban nylon – wool, cotton or a mix of the two absorb moisture better. And again, you need to change them daily.

Let’s hope you got plenty for Christmas. Anything else? Give your feet the once over.

Cracks between the toes, or small pits in the soles, can be a sign of fungal or bacterial infection – try antifungal creams from the chemist, or get your doc to take a look.

Treating these infections will make your feet smell – and look – much better. And if they really do sweat buckets, try a powerful antiperspirant, such as 20 per cent aluminium chloride.

It’s available over-the- counter – just follow the instructions carefully. Give your feet a bit of tender loving care too.

Use a pumice stone to file down hard skin and moisturise any rough or cracked areas. Wash them every day, of course, and dry thoroughly.

Keep this up and your feet will be transformed.

See what your partner thinks – turn the lights down low, top up the wine glasses and suggestively slip off your shoes and socks.

If the reaction is turn-on rather than chuck-up, you’re probably winning.

Here is a five-point plan to ensure the 2009 means new feet:

  • New shoes and trainers
  • Lots of socks
  • Insoles
  • Pumice stone
  • Foot moisturiser

Biar Pecah di Mulut, Jangan Pecah DiPerut

Adoi, sakit perut laa plak mlm neh. ptg tadi mlepas tengok citer Hero(bukan heroes) kat 708 kol 3ptg. tertidur dlm kata lain memang sengaja tidorrr. ngntuk bai mlm td tdo kol 2. rugi beb. da lama tak tengok citer tu. Last skali tengok..masa cuti semester 3,4 taun dolu. saje nak bagi tau...CSI Vegas season baru dah start kat AXN ari rabu kol 10 mlm. jgn lupo layan ehh! biler House nak start???

Smlm member lama call, "ko kat mana?" "aku kat tempat ko laa ah seng". "aku kat Kajang, nak dtg jumpe ko. aru ckp die leh dtg tengahari". "Ngok kau, nak dtg bgtau laa awal2. aku takde kat rumah laa". Apsal asyik tak dpt jumpe mamat neh... aku pegi tempat die..die dtg KL. hampeh btol! baru nak ajak bsembang kosong kat kdai mamak. kalo tak..leh pekena teh tarik kat Al Azwath. huh! LAst-last sumer tak dpt jumpe. ceh!

Ari tu surf blog blog budak jahat, then terbaca pasal sorg mamat neh. "Syukri died yesterday". ingatkan owner blog tu buat lawak..but memang btol budak tu meninggal. tringat lagi mamat neh..sorang rebel yg slalu kena reject dgn kawan-kawan. tapi die agak rare sbb die penulis zine 'Chaos PS' & he is a good guy. orang ckp die meninggal dlm tidur.kesian dia..muda lagi....ajal maut ni tak kira muda ke tua. kita kena slalu bringat. bukan semua kekal. al-fatihah!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Back to School

Malam tadik drive ke Selatan. Lepas main bola,terus cabut balik rumah..mandi sekerbau..then terus drive. banyak jugek kereta mlm neh.hmmm. baru je nak sampai Somban.. tetibe jalan jem. apsal neh? takkan jem kot? accident kot ni.hmmm. memang btol accident..ade kete tbabas menghala ke KL. teruk gak keadaan kete tu..tapi empunya kete tak injured nampak nya. ok laa tu. then..drive lagik...baru je lepas Senawang, jem lagikkk. apo pasal laa neh? lorrr..ade accident lagik... ade kete tbalik...sbijik...tebabas laa neh..skali kat depan..ada lagi sbijik yg tgolek...dua bijik remuk skit...fuh...lpas accident yang ke-dua...baru bringat...bahaya neh kalau speeding mlm neh. terus aku stay kat lane tengah. sesekali je ke lane paling kanan. biasanya..aku akan dok lane belah kanan dari KL sampai Selatan. giler. biasa laa mau sampai cepat! :)

So ari ni, aku test pakai template baru. aku cam dah bosan nak menggodek HTML. so aku carik XML pnyer template. senang, bleh taruk page element. tak payah nak susah-susah godek coding html. ini laa template yang paling simple dah tak nyusahkan aku untuk berfikir.ceh, poyo jek! tajuk pun aku dah tukar jadik Politikus& Pop Kultur! sajo jo.

Harap-harap minggu depan aku jadik rajin:). mau ubah tabiat malas aku yang makin mlampau neh. kalo boleh sebat..aku dah sebat aku pnyer malas neh. tadik masa solat Maghrib kat mesjid, tetibe datang idea (nampak sgt tak khusyuk), bagus gak kalo aku amik exam bulan neh. start slow-slow. biar mrangkak...takpe..itu semua pelaburan masa depan. aku pun dah start baca skit-skit pasal CCNA Wireless. itu untuk kickstart jek! untuk bagi semangat! aku nak abiskan 2 paper lagi yang tinggal. lpas tu mungkin bole amik cert CCNA Wireless. aku dah try untuk hilangkan malas aku (aku nak deploy Cisco UC server) tapi server tu plak expired. duh! aku kena kejar teknologi. aku kena rembat semuanya! baru aku ada value! kalo takda value orang senang2 jek nak 'tiaw' kita. orang senang-senang je nak cakap-cakap apsal kita. btol tak?

Dengar critaaa nama aku naik kat sumber manosiaaa punya mulot? dah macam zaman skolah laa plaks. kalo sludup rokok masuk dlm skolah...tiba-tiba nama naik kat warden...last-last kena public canning. hahaha. yay! 'Back to School'. bagi aku...'personal is personal...work is work..& u cannot mix these two things together'. Sinikal laa plaks aku neh. maaf ya!

Friday, February 20, 2009

main bola ke?

Ini hari main bola ke main ping pong??? main bola pun syok..main ping pong pun syok. dedua syok! slalu nya kalau dedua syok...dedua aku tak main pnyer. macam malas nak main bola ari neh. malas sbb kaki sakit (saje carik alasan). malas sbb takut ngntuk nak drive jauh mlm neh. adoi!

Tadi khutbah Jumaat agak rare. Dr Hassan Ali bagi khutbah. bsemangat. tak sempat aku nak tidorrr:). doa pun panjang. bagus! ini sangat bagus! kalau lah area umah aku ada masjid kan bagus. masjid tak siap-siap lagikkk. kalo tak..leh pasang cita-cita pegi solat kat masjid :). niat dah ada..ok laa tu...hehe.

Malas laa nak tulis..aku da dpt pnyakit malas yg ultra! damn!

How to load 35mm film in a Holga plastic camera

How to load 35mm film in a Holga plastic camera

I like to do things differently. So here is MY way of loading 35mm film into a Holga.

Tools needed:
-masking tape
-duct tape
-Holga plastic camera(120N, 120SF, 120NF, 120CFN, 120Gn, 120 GFN, 120GCFN, etc)
-35mm film - Fuji, Kodak, Ilford, Tmax, no name brands...whatever
-a few pieces of cardboard or styrofoam
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Step 1:
open up the camera and take the FILM SPOOL out.

Step 2:
measure where you want the film in the camera to go, and tape the film to the film spool with masking tape. note: I like lightleaks and I feel that depending on where your film is located(because it's smaller than 120 film) you get different light leaks. So here I am experimenting for the very first time putting my film at the very top of the window to see if the effects are any different. Take up the back red window properly with a few layered pieces of tape or you end up with a red square on your picture, sometimes more intense, sometimes less, depending on the light situation. Lightleaks may also come in from the sides where the camera clasps are, so you may choose to tape that off too. I taped that off because I've had one too many unfavourable incidents where my camera opened up.

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Make sure cat approves of your taping.

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if you get approved...carry on to step 3...

Step 3:
Put the film with the spool inside the camera. The film spool will be held in place by square pieces of cardboard I cut up to fit into place.

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ALTERNATIVES:
You can A) choose to NOT put in anything there and allow the film to roam freely. This will most likely do nothing much but give you a loose film spool and therefore give you blurry images.
or B) you can put a piece of styrofoam instead of cardboard. I didn't have any.

Step 4:
Turn the film knob until the film is tight across the window. Put the camera backing back on and close it shut. Put tape over the clasps. And turn the film knob once to make sure you're over the burnt out piece of film that was exposed during this loading.

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and that's it!! You're ready to shoot!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Wak Tempe Dari Kola Selangor

















Gambar di atas adalah hiburan semata-mata. bukan gambar Eli Wong yang dikecow kecow oleh Wak Tempe dari Kuala Selangor. mlm tadi layan Citer Upin & Ipin. fuh, aku taruk 9 bintang setengah untuk citer neh. giler best. animation die giler cantekk. lawak dier giler lagi klakar dari lawak Amir Raja Lawak. ada quote yang konpem penonton akan ingat " Upin, ingat masa depan Upin!". Cinema pun almost full. giler bagus sape yg buat kartun neh! sound effect dier..fullamak...giler kelass! aku pun naik saspen (aku tipu je).

Alhamdulillah petang smlm dengan hari ni ada sedikit hujan. baru laaa sejuk skit rasanya. kalau tak..naik pedih hidung aku dok sedut wap panas. rasa tak slesa. ini baru panas dunia wahai kawan-kawan..panas kat akhirat..lagi panassss! pagi tadi pepagi lagi aku call member aku. then die call balik...tanye apsal? "ko ada baca paper bahagian sukan hari neh?" "ko tengok, kelantan blasah Pahang 5-1!!!" biasa laa, aku slalu eksyen dengan member aku neh sbb aku tau aku tak boleh eksyen pasal duit dengan die. die keje O&G, gaji melambak..tapi yang penting kau still kedeng dan kemut bab-bab duit neh!

sambung pasni laa..aku nak solat! jom! tanak solat?ko nak masuk neraka?:)

Jom Kipas Bontot

Ahhh...aku dapat emel sampah! emel seperti kejadian kipas..mengipas.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Pastuuu?

Hari ini panas yang amat. mlm tadi pun panas. bahang! aku saje carik alasan..panas...oleh itu..hari ini aku malas...bukan hari ni jer..sejak smlm lagik aku jadi malas..malas yang ultra malas..sampai nak makan pun malas...kencing je aku tak malas..sbb kalau tahan kening..bole kena batu karang! malas sungguh hari ni. apo nak jadik neh? tak pnah lagi aku jadi malas camni skali. giler malas. apsal hah? takkan sebab panas aku jadi malas? tak logik beb! giler..cmana aku nak hilangkan malas aku neh. haruskan aku rotan bontotku sendirik?haruskah?pedih dol! mana bley!

Aku jadik malas sbb pompuan?tidak..tidak dan tidak! mungkin sbb aku dah mula rasa bosan. bosan dgn kultur-kultur yang hampeh. bosan dgn fe'ael yang bullshits. bosan dgn suasana..bosan dgn aircond..bosan dgn keyboard..cis! bosan dengan sikap-sikap 'yang ingin tahu'.

Pastu aku rasa macam mau brenti kerja. tapi kerja baru tadak lagik. cmana? tp aku pnyer notis 2 bulan. aku rasa dlm masa 2 bulan, sure bley dapat keje baru. takper, kalau aku tak dapat kje dlm masa 2 bulan...boley pakai plan B. tapi kalau bos tanye aku apsal mau brenti kerja? apa aku nak jawab? "err..errr..tak tau" mane bley jwb camtu. takkan nak cerita pasal ada insan-insan busy body pasal aku? takkan nak citer pasal diorg dok ber-emel pasal aku?oppss...saperkah orang ittew? kalau tak mintak maap dgn aku..aku citer..mampus laa..hhahha..oppss...tak bole..tak bole...biar org buat siol kat kita..jgn kita buat siol kat orang.

takkan aku pun nak berada dlm posisi 'dilemma' gaks. adoi!

How to Cool a House Without an Air Conditioner

Step1

Open your windows at night. The air cools off significantly during the night under most weather conditions. Keep the windows throughout your house open after the sun goes down so the cooler air can circulate, lowering the temperature of your home.

Step2
Use ceiling fans wherever possible. Set them on the "summer" setting forcing the air down and pushing the warm air up towards the ceiling. While redistributing the warm air, it is pushing cooler air down towards the floor and creates a comfortable breeze.

Step3
Close your windows and blinds during the day. The closed window keeps the hot air from getting in and warming your home, and the closed blinds or curtains reflect sunlight back outside instead of allowing it to bake the inside of your house.

Step4
Place fans in the windows if one side of your house is shaded and cooler than the others. The fan should be facing inwards to pull the cooler air into the room; place another fan blowing outward in another window (keep your blinds down to the level of the fan to keep out the sunlight). This pulls the cooler air through the house and pushes the warmed air outside again.

Step5
Refrain from using appliances that create heat such as the oven, and use the washer and dryer as little as possible. Stovetops and humidifiers also throw off heat, although these are most likely necessary items. The humidifiers pull the moisture from the air to create a dryer, more comfortable heat.

13 Things Not to Share with Your Co-workers

It’s happened to everyone before. The constant flow of words that just keep coming, long after you’ve made your point (if there ever was one) and even longer after people stopped caring. The kind of gibberish that just won’t stop unless someone else starts talking. The type of chatter that inevitably ends with you wishing you’d put a sock in it.

Yes, verbal diarrhea is never a good thing – but it can be worse in some places more than others.

Like the workplace.

There are certain things co-workers need not know about each other – your baby-making plans and stomach issues, for example – but some folks just can’t seem to keep their mouths shut.

Some people talk to hear the sound of their own voice; others share because they don’t really have a life and, by revealing details you’d rather not know, they create the illusion of one, says Linda Lopeke, a career advancement expert and creator of SmartStart Virtual Mentoring Programs. “Then there is the person who believes gossip, even about them, creates instant emotional intimacy. It doesn’t.”

Walk the line

Because people spend more time at the office with co-workers than anywhere (or anyone) else, some workers have trouble drawing the line between business and friendship, says Susan Solovic, co-founder and CEO of SBTV.com, and author of three books, including “Reinvent Your Career: Attain the Success You Desire and Deserve.”

“It’s a social environment as well as a work environment. However, you must remember while you can be friendly and develop a good rapport, business is business and friendship is friendship.”

Most workers don’t realize that what they say has as much impact on their professional images as what they wear, Lopeke says. People who say too much, about themselves or others, can be seen as incompetent, unproductive and unworthy of professional development.

To avoid your next case of verbal diarrhea, here are 13 things to never share or discuss with your co-workers.

1. Salary information
What you earn is between you and Human Resources, Solovic says. Disclosure indicates you aren’t capable of keeping a confidence.

2. Medical history
“Nobody really cares about your aches and pains, your latest operation, your infertility woes or the contents of your medicine cabinet,” Lopeke says. To your employer, your constant medical issues make you seem like an expensive, high-risk employee.

3. Gossip
Whomever you’re gossiping with will undoubtedly tell others what you said, Solovic says. Plus, if a co-worker is gossiping with you, most likely he or she will gossip about you.

4. Work complaints
Constant complaints about your workload, stress levels or the company will quickly make you the kind of person who never gets invited to lunch, Solovic warns. If you don’t agree with company policies and procedures, address it through official channels or move on.

5. Cost of purchases
The spirit of keeping up with the Joneses is alive and well in the workplace, Lopeke says, but you don’t want others speculating on the lifestyle you’re living –or if you’re living beyond your salary bracket.

6. Intimate details
Don’t share intimate details about your personal life. Co-workers can and will use the information against you, Solovic says.

7. Politics or religion
“People have strong, passionate views on both topics,” Solovic says. You may alienate a co-worker or be viewed negatively in a way that could impact your career.

8. Lifestyle changes
Breakups, divorces and baby-making plans should be shared only if there is a need to know, Lopeke says. Otherwise, others will speak for your capabilities, desires and limitations on availability, whether there is any truth to their assumptions or not.

9. Blogs or social networking profile
What you say in a social networking community or in your personal blog may be even more damaging than what you say in person, Solovic warns. “Comments online can be seen by multiple eyes. An outburst of anger when you are having a bad day … can blow up in your face.”

10. Negative views of colleagues
If you don’t agree with a co-worker’s lifestyle, wardrobe or professional abilities, confront that person privately or keep it to yourself, Lopeke says. The workplace is not the venue for controversy.

11. Hangovers and wild weekends
It’s perfectly fine to have fun during the weekend, but don’t talk about your wild adventures on Monday, Solovic advises. That information can make you look unprofessional and unreliable.

12. Personal problems and relationships – in and out of the office
“Failed marriages and volatile romances spell instability to an employer,” Lopeke says. Office romances lead to gossip and broken hearts, so it’s best to steer clear. “The safest way to play is to follow the rule, ‘Never get your honey where you get your money.’”

13. Off-color or racially charged comments
You can assume your co-worker wouldn’t be offended or would think something is funny, but you might be wrong, Solovic says. Never take that risk. Furthermore, even if you know for certain your colleague wouldn’t mind your comment, don’t talk about it at work. Others can easily overhear.

Rachel Zupek is a writer and blogger for CareerBuilder.com. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues.

nasib baik

Smalam kena panggil!huuuuuuuuuuu. nasib baik aku cool! kalau tak cool, habis! aku ngamuk!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Psikik kah anda?

Your Hidden Talent

Psychic ability is demonstrated whenever a person picks up information and knowledge that he or she wouldn't or shouldn't normally know. The information comes from a source outside of the person's intellect, and is distinct from learned knowledge and experience. The insights and knowledge derived, comes directly from the universal mind and from other people themselves. It works like mental telepathy where one person can read another's thoughts. Everyone has had that experience more than once in there life, and if they can't recall ever having done so, its because they were not paying attention and didn't recognize it. Just like hearing, feeling, seeing, smelling and tasting, everyone has it. It is our sixth sense.

Some signs of psychic ability.

1. The telephone rings and you know who it is. (kalau camneh, handphone tak payah ada screen..hehe)

2. You know what someone is about to say to you before they say the words.(bagus untuk mencegah kejadian2 umpat)

3. You get a hunch or knowing about something and it turns out to be correct.(ni bagus utk amik exam,tembak-tembak...last2 score 100%)

4. You get a sudden urge to go somewhere or do something, and when you do that thing, and it turns out to be the right thing that you should have done. And you are pleased.

5. You get a sudden urge to go somewhere or do something, and you ignore it or don't do it, and it turns out that you should have. And you regret it.

6. You can understand someone's true inner feelings even though on the outside they are hiding them. (ini paling stylo..sesuai untuk ngayat awek kat bus stop)

7. You have a feeling that there is a presence or that someone or something behind the scene is helping you. (kalo rasa camneh...tak lena tido neh..takut sehh)

8. When something happens in your life, either good or not so good, and you suddenly understand a higher purpose behind it. ( ini bagus..setiap kejadian..ada hikmahnya)

9. You sometimes hear a soft inner voice tipping you off about things happening in your life or in the life of someone else. (ini dah macam kena skizophernia dah ni...ini gila nama nya nehh)

Benda-benda camneh memang boley berlaku dlm hidup manusia. kalau tak...takkan ada perkataan dejavu. tapi kalau dah sampai dengar ada sore duk suruh korang terjun bangunan ke hape...cepat2 pegi hospital...dah mental dah tuu...jaga-jaga...

Basic Mindfulness Exercises

Basic Mindfulness Exercises

A basic mindfulness exercise begins with simply sitting down, relaxing and breathing deeply.

Close your eyes and pay attention to your breathing, following the breath in and out.

After a short time, move your attention to your body, one part at a time, noticing any sensations of cold, hot, tight, sore or anything you can identify.

After a few minutes of attention on your body, start listening to the sounds of the room, without judging or criticizing or even thinking about them.

Just listen.

Slowly open your eyes and look around as if seeing for the first time.

Stop and rest your eyes on an object for half a minute. Examine it without saying things about it in your mind.

Repeat this with another object, and the another, while still maintaining an awareness of your body, and your breathing.

Continue in this state of mindfulness until you are ready to get up.

p/s: mengumpat boleh menyebabkan minda jd slow...lembab..dan perlahan seperti kure-kure..hehe

Fully Booked

Mau tengok citer Geng - Upin & Ipin tapiiiii....semua nya sold out. tahyul btol. sumer cinema sold out. bior btol. kang kena sabotaj cam citer mlayu lain plak. customer nak book, tapi kat system tulis sold out. bukan btol kadang TGV & GSC neh. kalau citer neh tak dapat Box Office, memang konfirm kena sabotaj. dah 3 hari sumer sold out. kalau btol sold out, fuh hebat giler citer neh. tapi kalau tengok die pnyer 'the makin' memang mnarikkk. cool! budak2 muda yang bikin ini ceritaaa.

Tapi kalau ekau suko pado filem, jangan miss untuk layan citer Razak Mohaideen. penuh dengan seni. kah kah kah. seni mengaut duit..tapi ceritaaa...hancorrrr! sila layan! tak baik kutuk orang dol. hehhehe

Mlm tadi, masa dok mngelamun dlm toilet..tiba-tiba...'kena amik exam bulan neh...jap lagi baca buku'. fuh, bsemangat nak baca buku lpas kuar toilet...skali kat tv ada one tree hill...duduk kejap...skejap tu..ada laa sejam...abis je citer tuu...alamak..ngntuk laa plak..tak elok tido lewat....:)
kang bangun lambat...kalau slalu datang lambat..kang bonus dapat ciput..hehhee...kang mrajuk..terus carik keje lain...uishhh..ntah2 budak2 ni mrajuk kot..tu yg blah pegi kje tempat lain. cuba check pasal kawan2 yg nak blah tu..diorg dapat bonus baper bulan?sikit je kan?:)

Aku rasa aku takde harapan nak jadi orang bisnes...kalau jadi ahli politik ada harapan. tapi politik itu kotor. even politik ofis juga agak memualkan. cis!uwekkk! main politik kat ofis rugi beb...bukan boleh dapat kontrek sana-kontrek sini. main politk btol2 laa baru best. mula2 korang join UMNO kat cawangan korang. lpas tu..kipas kna pandai..kipas mau kuat...speed mau 4 ke atas..baru jalan beb! kalau nak harapkan korang pnyer bakat...kat luar...byk lagi bakat-bakat yg super hebat. kena ingat....sistem bode adalah sistem paling efektif kat Malaysia. btol ni. tak caya cuba korang bodek orang2 yg dekat dgn korang..tiba-tiba je korang pegi kat seseorang "PuanRuby CAntik Lah Hari Ni". mungkin korang akan dapat lunch free. hahhaha

Friday, February 13, 2009

lompat kompeni

Bercakap pasal lompat parti, memang siol prangai diorang neh!. pokok pangkal, duit punya pasal...peduli hape..yang penting soroo tidak miss. kalau lompat kompeni...tak jadi hal pnyer. itu masing2 punya cerita. mungkin gaji tidak cukup..mungkin stress...mungkin jugek kekacauan politik ofis. hehe. lompat kompeni jugek takkan menyebabkan derhaka kepada Sultan. amat pelik dan tahyul prangai orang Mlayu skarang...derhaka kepada Sultan dikecoh kecohkan, tapi derhaka kepada Allah buat rilekk jek. apaaa critaaa?

Bulan ni ada 4 orang mau lompat kompeni. Bukan salah pun lompat kompeni. diorang mau duit lebey. diorang punya pasal lah. btol tak? kalo aku dapat lebey pon aku akan lompat jugek. kalo korang cmana? kalo aku sampai seru nak beli rumah..konfirm akan lompat! skang ni tak sampai seru je lagik. apa-apa pon.. good luck dude utk kerjaa baru korang!

Kadang-kadang rasa nyesal laa plak 3 taun lepas aku tak bli townhouse tuu. skang regenye dah jadik R150k. kalo aku bli, jual..rabak-rabak..untuk dlm RM40k. boleh dah beli kete. rugi seh. aku pilih beli kete..nak wat cmana. nyesal dahulu pendapatan..nyesal kemudian..padan mukee! tapi abg aku nak jual apartment die kat aku RM150k.. cis..dgn adik pun nak bkire..dah le bli 90k je...cis!

ari ni rasa cam tension...period kot! kah kah kah

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Orang-orang Changkat Jering memang rare. Lagi rare daripada orang Batu Kikir. adaaa kaa patut diorang buat banner camni untuk ADUN yang mereka sayangi. tengok lah betapa sayangnya orang-orang Changkat Jering kat ADUN diorang. wow. terharu btol! kalau lah tuan empunya badan nampak banner neh... pasti akan menangis teresak-esak sampai keluar hingus sebab terharu. mungkin jugekkk dia akan dihadiahkan kasut atau selipar jamban Tat Sing oleh orang Changkat Jering. hahhaha

Speeding Up Your Firefox

speeding up firefox


We’re not living in the “old computers” era anymore, but that doesn’t mean can’t have a quick loading browser or that we can’t reach optimal performance for what we have. I’ve seen many debates and advices last week that were explaining on how to tweak up Firefox in order to achieve maximum performance and I’m going to share with you the tips that really worked for me.

Save bandwidth. Get only the pages you desire
Firefox analyzes the page you load and anticipates the links you MIGHT click on; then it starts loading the page behind that link, using up bandwidth and resources. Basically, you’re downloading pages you’re not even seeing. If you’re using a cable modem or a DSL connection, you shouldn’t worry about this. The problem is this feature is enabled by default so here’s how you disable it.

* type “about:config” in the address bar
* filter the search for “network”
* double click “network.prefetch-next”
* change the value to “FALSE”

Define the upper RAM usage limit yourself. Take control.
I tested most of the browsers that exist on the market, ever since IE 4.0 and Firefox and Opera are by far the ones that take up less memory for 10 opened windows. That’s directly related to the tabbed-browsing concept they’re both promoting. Anyway, as I was talking about Firefox, there is a hidden setting that allows you to specify the maximum amount of RAM memory it’s allowed to use. Since you are required to modify a value, let me explain how you will find the optimal one for your system. It depends on the RAM your machine runs with. For values between 512MB-1GB of RAM, use figures above 15.000. If you have below 512MB, just try 50.000 and you’ll be fine. Here are the steps:.

* type “about:config” in the address bar
* filter the search for “browser.cache”
* double click “browser.cache.memory.capacity”
* enter the proper value

Optimize page loading settings
It was hard for me to believe it’s optimized by default for dial-up, although at least 80% of the connections worldwide are above dial-up. During a page load, Firefox loads elements from a page one by one, instead of downloading them in packages. On fast computers or with decent internet connections, this might not be as obvious as it sounds, but the simple fact that your browser is limited should raise a sign ;) Here are the steps for tweaking that up.

* type “about:config” in the address bar
* filter the search for “network.http”
* set “network.http.pipelining” to “TRUE”
* set “network.http.proxy.pipelining” to “TRUE”
* set “network.http.pipelining.maxrequests” to the maximum number of simultaneous requests you want made (e.g 25)
* right click on a white space and click New -> Integer. Name it “nglayout.initialpaint.delay” and modify its value to “0″; it’s the amount of time your browser waits before acting on received information

Cut the ram usage when minimizing Firefox
I’ve got a good result on this one, somewhere around 12000KB (12MB). This tweak will move Firefox’s used memory to your HDD freeing up your RAM. I don’t think there’s much to be said about this as we all understand the purpose and advantages, so here are the steps:

* type “about:config” in the address bar
* right click in any blank space
* choose New -> Boolean
* name the variable “config.trim_on_minimize”
* set it to “TRUE”

Firefox usually reads the about:config information when started. That means you have to reset the browser after making a change in those settings. Careful what you do and what you change since you’re playing with important information. As always, I’m open to your feedback. Good luck ;)

Wrong Number Generator

You would need the Wrong Number Generator when someone you know is trying to call a number, but you don’t want him or her to call that number. All you would have to do is install the Wrong Number Generator to the phone jack easily, and whatever number the user calls will automatically end up being the wrong number.
wrong number generator
How it works? Please don’t ask me
911 will always dial correctly, and I believe that the Wrong Number Generator will allow 25% of calls to go through properly. In other words, the victim can’t say that they are experiencing a consistent defect of wrong numbers.

Where and how much : www.spysite.com

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hahaha. ini banner paling kelass untuk tahun 2009!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Jangan Seksa Binatang

Mlm tadi sape ada tengok 360 kat tv3 sila angkat tangan!! citer pasal DBKL tangkap anjing n kucing and then diorg seksa binatang tu sebelum dibunuh. gila hina manusia camneh. memanglaa anjing tu tak bole dipegang...tapi takkan sampai pakai tali..jerut leher. kejam! kalau takde orang tuntut...jual laaa kat sape2...ini slambe kodok diorg je bunuh anjing n kucing tu. kesian, diorg pun macam kita. cuma diorang tak boley fikir je. bodoh btol orang DBKL!ambik kau!

Memang sial lah bunuh binatang ni. tak patut! Macam orang takda otak. sengal!

D
ah bunuh buang dalam lubang camtu jerk...cis!

hahhahhaha

Smlm punya appointment agak menjengkelkan. haha. mungkin sebab aku prasan bagus and then diorg pun prasan bagus. tapi aku rasa aku yg prasan bagus. hehe. tapi kalau die bagi offer kat aku, aku rasa...agak mustahil nak terima offer tu. macam boring je tempat die. mesti nak main bola tak cukup korum. rugi beb. baik duk sini..tiap-tiap ari jumaat leh main bola free. untung tak?tak dapat bonus 3 bulan takper..asalkan boleh main bola free:). btol tak?

Ada kaa patut diorang replace AP Cisco ganti dengan AP DLINK. sebabnya cost. itu olang...fikir 5 meter ke depan je...tak bole fikir 45 kilo ke depan. hayya! dia cakap Cisco Catalyst 6506 tarak bagus and then plan nak tukar kepada Nortel. hahaha. ini susahnya kalau jadi end user dari start mula keje. memang dioragn takkan nampak apa yang ada kat depan. semua buat conclusion sendirik. bila aku bcakap pasal OCS 2007, semua ternganga. apsal? diorg tak aspect aku bole ceritaa panjang camtu skali.

Pelik btol,organization diorang punyer lah besar. international lagikkk. bole lak concern pasal cost. adoi! sumer nak pakai open source. nak R n D. adoi. end user tak spatutnya keje camtu. end user kena lebey relaks. kena cool! pegi keje main ym jerk. haha

Kesimpulannya...aku saje je test market...hehhe

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Desperate Housewife Year Six

Malam tadi bosan-bosan, belek-belek channel. ntah cmana leh terbelek 708. Desperate Housewife Year 6. wow. dah lama aku tunggu. layan seh citer neh. macam-macam dah jadik. Gaby dah berisi. anak pun dah dua. montel lak tu. Susan dah divorce dgn Mike and having affair with her carpenter. so sad...die lama admire kat Mike but suddenly divorce sbb accident..n her daughter passed away. Edie back to Wistoria Lane with new husband who is so suspicious. Anak kembar Lynette pun dah 16...dah besar.

Okie, mana nak beli ekk laptop backpack yang cool? dlm ebay banyak..tapi shpping cost mahal giler. aku rasa backpack skang ni dah tak bley support blakang aku. berat smacam jek. dah 3 taun lebey aku pakai. sikit pun tak koyak. tapi mungkin die pnyer structure dah problem kots. sakit giler blakang kalo pikul beg bile jalan jauh. kalo nak bli backpack baru..maksudnya..kna bli yang branded. tak cool lah camtu. cool tak kool. takkan nak bior blakang ni sakit. lantak lah, org lain pakai kasut NIKE slamber rock jek padahal NIKE dok tindas pkerja die. haha. subversive sungguh pendapat aku.kena saman kang!

Ini hari ada appointment kol 7 mlm. mau pegi ke tidak? giler btol appointment kol 7. tak smayang maghrib kaa bro? alamatnye tak bley laa main fussball...kang berpeluh..harum scarum lak baunya...seperti tak prepare ape-ape pun. ahh..lantaklah...hehe...jangan die goreng aku sudah. biar aku yang goreng dia! tips untuk pegi interview: kna confident.anggap je diorg tu manusia biasa.anggap korang lagi terror drp org yg nak menginterview korang. speaking kna power..kalo tak power..blasah je. anggap interiew itu something yang fun. sure akan confident jwb soklan-soklan korang. tapi aku konfius gak dgn mamat yg nak jumpe aku neh. die hantar email...mention pasal short discussion...bukan interview. bahaya ni beb. kang die suh troubleshoot network die...bole terkial-kial gak aku.huh! doakan berjaya!:)

Tapi kalau aku dapat...aku sure tak sure nak take the offer or not. depend on situation. mungkin kna solat istikharah. mak aiii..dah brangan dahhhhh...amboi! takper..mungkin ini cuma untuk test market. tak salah mencuba kan? kan? kan? tapi kalau di ikut situasi lompat melompat skang ni...harus teriku-ikut gak aku. hehhee. ape pnyer orang laaa...takde pendirian..boleh main lompat-lompat parti. ceh! orang camni dari awal tak patut di calonkan jadi wakil rakyat. buat letih masyarakat je pegi mengundi. hampeh btol. ini duit pnyer pasal laa ni. klabu mata. ntah2 korang kantoi kes rasuah tu.padan muke. sape tau kan kan?

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Menapak mencari Maybank















Selamat Datang ke Kelantan. skang dah maju..ada MRT















Orchard Road




















The room. very nice!














along the Orchard Road




















the flight

p/s: frust btol takde gmbar aku.ceh!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Postponed

Itu hari ada main futsal anjuran kompeni. so aku bersungguh2 dengan tdo lewat..kira-kira kol 4 pagi. nasib baik aku tjaga....kalo tjaga kol 12...mlepas main bola. ari tu aku ada cakap, kalo aku tak jadi top scorrer..aku nak blah cari kje tempat lain. hahha. cam tak dapat bonus banyak laa kirenyer..kechewa..hahhaa. so aku ultra bsungguh-sungguh nak score sebanyak mungkin..kang kena blah pegi tempat plaks. hehe. aku sengaja mencari alasan neh. 1st match aku score sbijik...2nd match 1 bijik..3rd match aku score 4 bijik (menang 4-2)..semi aku score sbijik..final aku score 2 bijik...kalau dicampur...9 bijik sumernya. tapi tension btol...ada 4 bijik kena tiang. cis! memang unlucky! aah..kalo score byk2 pun..bukan leh btambah bonus..hehhee..sinikal btol! tapi ari tu memang syok main bola. all out...tapi pancit..sbb aku tdo lambat+tak bekfast. so akibatnya..aku muntah sumer air yg aku minum. haha. padan muka! lpas muntah baru ok skit!

But tomorrow i will meet someone after work. somewhere nearby. supposed to be today..but..i've something to do tonite..so postponed esok jer lah. doakan berjaya! kna balik study skit..baru laa esok tak menggelabah.

Kadang-kadang aku rasa jiwa aku kosong. apsal? aku pun tak tau apsal. ntah2 soul sudah mati! kadang2 rasa bingung. bingung dengan kehidupan..bingung dengan diri sendiri..bingung tentang masa depan...bingung dengan hari yang akan datang. huh!

lompat dan lompat

Keji sungguh rampasan kuasa kat Perak even masa naik cab dari Maxwell Road ke Raffles Hotel pun driver cab dok bcakap pasal Perak. die tanya aku, "sape lagi teruk between Anwar & Najib". so aku jawab, both of them teruk. "I je yang baik". hehhehe. tapi memang hina dol, main rampas kuasa camtu jek. tapi buat apa simpan 'pelacur' dalam parti. dia nak lompat...biarkan. bukan boley pakai pon. hampeh btol! oppps... aku tak berpihak pada mana-mana. aku dok atas line ja. tapi aku bukan lalang. dulu ada member aku tanya, "apa cita-cita kau?". dengan muka slamba..aku jwb, "aku nak jadi YB". BN ke PAS? "aku nak jadi YB BN, cepat sikit kayaaa. kontrek sana,kontrek sini. kaya beb! btol tak?

Sminggu kat Singapore, mula-mula bosan. dah lama aku naik syok plak. tapi tak boley...duit sikit jer ader. makan mahal..naik cab mahal...sumer mahal beb. kalo aku keje pakai SGD...takde masalah..tapi aku kje pakai RM..memang tak sesuai dok lelame kat sana. mula-mula aku nak balik ari sabtu, so aku mintak tukar flight tengahari Sabtu. flight memang dah ditukar..tapi ditukar kol 1455pm ari sabtu. hampeh btol. last-last aku kena berlari ke Changi tukar balik flight aku ke Jumaat malam. cis! burn RM80. banyak tu. kalo makan nasi lemak singgit dah bleh makan untuk 80 hari. then aku naik MRT sampai bedok, jumpa sorang kawan. then die bawak pegi makan..then pegi mount Faber..tengok scenery singapore. pastu die nak hantar aku balik hotel..aku ckp..aku tak ngntuk..hahhaa...so tpaksa laa die bwk aku minum teh sarbat kat arab street. tp sblum tu die bwk aku usha-usha 'tempat baikkk pnyer'. hahhaa....pastu nasihatkan aku...'pegi laa ambik satu..6 bulan lagi dapat HIV'. hampeh btol. hehhee. bagus gak dia neh...sambil2 mlepak..mesti bagi nasihat.

Aku rasa dengan senario lompat parti skang neh..aku rasa seperti mahu melompat jugek. hehhee. tapi kalau aku lompat...sure tidak akan mnyebabkan derhaka kat Sultan. sebab aku mau melompat ke tempat lain. besar sungguh cita-cita aku. manusia mana tak klabu mata kalo dpt nampak duit bkepuk. hahaha. Encik Osman pon klabu mata. tapi tengok keadaaan dulu laaa koots....bukan bleh main lompat jaaa :)

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

hahaha berjaya!

E71 sudah tidak rare lagi. yahuuu berjaya saiko.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Jalan-jalan berjalan

Pagi smlm sodah sampai..dari airport Changi kalau nak ke hotel...kalau naik cab $(dollar)25. kalau naik shuttle bus $9. tapi aku sungguh rare..aku naik MRT..$2.80. jimat! hehe. dari Changi..naik skytrain ke terminal 2, then tukar train yg ada tulis City. jangan lupa tengok sign CITY..bukan Siti..
tren ni benti kat Tanah Merah...train ni nama dia (west lane..kaler ijau map die). kalau nak pegi Erskine Road ada dua jenis tren. satu turun kat China Town. Satu turun kat Tanjung Pagar.So dari Tanah Merah..tukar train naik ke Tanjung Pagar. sampai tanjung pagar..kena jalan dlm 500 meter. cuak gak sbb takut tsalah jalan. kang nak pusing balik mau cramp kaki..pastu...da lama jalan...rasa cam dah sampai..aku pon tanye Cina sorang neh. freindly gak orang kat sini. die pun cakap....kat dpan tu jer...hotelnye tersorok skit. thank god tak jalan lagi jauh..so aku jalan ke arah yang di tunjuk. memang tersorok pon. aku tengok hotel ni dari luar.."cis..buruk btol!". check in & staff die mmg peramah. perghhhh bilik die...giler cantik....tak sesuai untuk yang datang sorang...hahhaa...sangat tak sesuai...apsal? malas nak citer...rahsia. pastu brader tu ckp..kalo nak main internet..kabelnya ada dlm laci...free ker? yup...memang free. bagus btol! aku rate 15 star sbb ada internet free:)

So smlm tak lunch..malas...then aku turun bawah dlm kol 5. makan nasik lauk kambing kari kat kdai mamak+teh tarik (apsal rasa die smacam jek?)....pastu aku jalan ke tanjung pagar...mau ke Orchard Road. dari tanjung pagar...terus bli tiket kat machine (jgn luper tukar duit kecik...at least duit kertas $2)..terus amik tiket ke destinasi..bukan ke interchange station. so aku tersilap smlm..aku ingat kna turun kat city hall. adoi..then kna bli tiket lagi..rugi sehh...padahal pegi Orchard Road dari tanjung pagar..dlm $2.20 jerkk. ceh!...so sampai Orchard..ape lagi..jalan je laa ikut kaki...giler..rasa cam kat Kota Raya laks.... ramai btol FIlipino. So kire smlm aku tergolong gak laaa....hampeh btol. banyak sangat shopping mall kat Orchard Road tu...sampai aku pun pening...nak carik kasut Crocs tapi tak jumpe..kat KL takde saiz L...jalan punya jalan...last2 sampai ke station Summerset. huh! jauh giler..last2 aku patah balik...sbb tak puas ati tak jumpa kasut Crocs...

apsal aku tak kuar ptg neh?ceh..rugi neh ...